A Psychological Tip
Whenever you're called on to make up your mind
and you're hampered by not having any,
the best way to solve dilemma, you'll find
is simply by flipping a penny.
No, not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air
you suddenly know what you're hoping.
There's an art to knowing when.
Never try to guess.
Toast until it smokes and then
twenty seconds less.