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George Carlin - 6


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Feb 2, 2012

. . . . . .George Carlin - 6

The mayfly lives only only one day
and sometimes it rains.

Society's greatest tasks are
educating people and getting them jobs.
Great! .Two things people hate to do:
go to school and go to work.

This is a sentence that starts with the word "this"
and ends with the word "that".

Working-class people "look for work."
Midde-class people "try to get a job."
Upper-middle-class people "seek employment".

I couldn't commit suicide
if my life depended on it.