. . . . . .George Carlin - 6
The mayfly lives only only one day
and sometimes it rains.
Society's greatest tasks are
educating people and getting them jobs.
Great! .Two things people hate to do:
go to school and go to work.
This is a sentence that starts with the word "this"
and ends with the word "that".
Working-class people "look for work."
Midde-class people "try to get a job."
Upper-middle-class people "seek employment".
I couldn't commit suicide
if my life depended on it.