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George Carlin - 3
When I was a little boy if I got sick, I went to a doctor,
who sent me to a hospital to be treated by other doctors.
Now I go to a "family practitioner" who belongs to
a "health maintenance organization",
which sends me to a "wellness center",
to be treated by "health-care
delivery professionals."
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
I always order the International Breakfast:
French toast, English muffin,
Belgian waffles, Spanish omelet,
Danish pastry, Swedish pancakes,
Canadian bacon and Irish coffee.
I don't have to tell you, it goes without saying,
there are some things better left unsaid.
I think that speaks for itself.
The less said about it the better.