George Carlin - 3

[soroban]

George Carlin - 3


When I was a little boy if I got sick, I went to a doctor,
who sent me to a hospital to be treated by other doctors.
Now I go to a "family practitioner" who belongs to
a "health maintenance organization",
which sends me to a "wellness center",
to be treated by "health-care
delivery professionals."


So far, this is the oldest I've been.


I always order the International Breakfast:
French toast, English muffin,
Belgian waffles, Spanish omelet,
Danish pastry, Swedish pancakes,
Canadian bacon and Irish coffee.


I don't have to tell you, it goes without saying,
there are some things better left unsaid.
I think that speaks for itself.
The less said about it the better.​

 

[topsquark]

Off topic. Canadian bacon. Mmmmmmmm!

-Dan

 

[agentmulder]

George Carlin is my favorite comedian R.I.P.

I recommend 'Jammin in New York' an HBO special. He was at his best in that one but one should see all of his comedy shows.

I prefer Canadian bacon too!

 

[ModusPonens]

George Carlin is my favorite comedian R.I.P.

I recommend 'Jammin in New York' an HBO special. He was at his best in that one but one should see all of his comedy shows.

I prefer Canadian bacon too!

In the holy trinity of commedy, Carlin is definitely God. His bit on airport language is just genius! And he has hours and hours of specials. It's just amazing!

I'm watching Louis CK rapidly aproaching the podium.

 

[eddybob123]

Gasp! Americans like Canadian bacon!