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George Carlin - 3

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
409

George Carlin - 3


When I was a little boy if I got sick, I went to a doctor,
who sent me to a hospital to be treated by other doctors.
Now I go to a "family practitioner" who belongs to
a "health maintenance organization",
which sends me to a "wellness center",
to be treated by "health-care
delivery professionals."


So far, this is the oldest I've been.


I always order the International Breakfast:
French toast, English muffin,
Belgian waffles, Spanish omelet,
Danish pastry, Swedish pancakes,
Canadian bacon and Irish coffee.


I don't have to tell you, it goes without saying,
there are some things better left unsaid.
I think that speaks for itself.
The less said about it the better.​
 

topsquark

Well-known member
MHB Math Helper
Aug 30, 2012
1,123
Off topic. Canadian bacon. Mmmmmmmm! (Nod)

-Dan
 

agentmulder

Active member
Feb 9, 2012
33
George Carlin is my favorite comedian R.I.P.

I recommend 'Jammin in New York' an HBO special. He was at his best in that one but one should see all of his comedy shows.

I prefer Canadian bacon too!

:D
 

ModusPonens

Well-known member
Jun 26, 2012
45
George Carlin is my favorite comedian R.I.P.

I recommend 'Jammin in New York' an HBO special. He was at his best in that one but one should see all of his comedy shows.

I prefer Canadian bacon too!

:D
In the holy trinity of commedy, Carlin is definitely God. His bit on airport language is just genius! And he has hours and hours of specials. It's just amazing!

I'm watching Louis CK rapidly aproaching the podium. :)
 

eddybob123

Active member
Aug 18, 2013
76
Gasp! Americans like Canadian bacon! (Cool)