WHAT IF the little green men invade

[ray b]

what if the aliens invade and
they take over Earth and run things their way
making most things better
living standerds improve as their hi-teck stuff is imported
science and medical teck is advanced by 1000 years
but we are no longer in charge of our own fate
we are not in-slaved but just 2nd class and not in power

would you fight them or go with the alien program

 

[Chen]

Probably fight them? We have their technology, so they are no longer necessary.

 

[tribdog]

I'm human, we fight.
I'm American, we fight too, especially things that are good for us.
I'm a smoker, we fight (until we run out of breath), to keep things that are bad for us.
I'm caucasian, we fight anything different
unfortunately,
I'm lazy, welcome to earth.

 

[wasteofo2]

I'd probabally ask them to help me make a cooler guitar.

 

[cookiemonster]

I don't think they're green. But then again, I don't do so well with colors in general...

cookiemonster

 

[motai]

As long as they don't steal our women, ill be cool with it. If they do steal our women, time to pick up the M16 and gun 'em down.

 

[kuengb]

I would disguise as a little green man myself and try to become a 1st class guy. It's probably not the "Ghandilutherking" way, but I'll sure forget about the moral doubts when I make a spin with my brandnew Hover Ferrari.

 

[Janitor]

Could NAFTA be broadened to include alien trade agreements? And maybe some sort of guest worker program on their home planet? Hey, I'm up for that.

 

[tribdog]

Could NAFTA be broadened to include alien trade agreements? And maybe some sort of guest worker program on their home planet? Hey, I'm up for that.

So are we! Enslavement would be a small price to pay for sending you to Proxima Centauri. *rimshot*

 

[Janitor]

My Checkers speech...

Well! You won't have old Janitor to kick around anymore.