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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Realize that I was living in a world that was "All strung out", and buy a pair of sissors.
What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
Get knotted!Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
What do you do if you run out of Scotch??
Put on your flame-retardant underwear and hope for the best. Also tip the bottle up so it stops spilling or you'll have to make another trip to the liquor store.Originally posted by megashawn
What do you do if you spill your everclear on an open flame?
Most people would probably opt for LSD, but I'd just take a nap.Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you couldn't find you way out of your own mind?
Originally posted by Matt
What do you do if you are forced to go back to school in 1 and a half weeks?
Obviously you take forgettingaboutit lessons.Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if, when 'forgettingaboutit' you can do nothing but remember it?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if no one responds to your questions?
Stay alert to how you smell. IfOriginally posted by nucleartear
What do you do if you begin to suspect that maybe you are dead?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Stay alert to how you smell. If
you are dead it will become ap-
parent.
What do you do if you begin to
suspect you aren't dead but smell
like you are anyway?
Look on the bright side: yourOriginally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you go to take a shower, but the water is all brown?
Eat some neutrons so you can fission it back down to iron!Originally asked by zoobyshoe
What do you do if your pesky iron deficiency turns out to be an element 117 deficiency?
What do you if you have to eat many neutrons, to be able to fission you element 117 meal down to (stable) iron, and you don't yet know just how many it is going to take?
I bet you you don't.Originally posted by Sonty
What do you do if you have a gaming addiction?
Place a call into Mr. Rankin, he'll tell you the temps D'air.Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if it feels like
its getting pretty close to
absolute zero outside but you
don't know how to read Kelvin
thermometer?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if the proof of Fermat's theorem comes to you in
a dream but you can't remember it when you wake up?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if you think you have an answer (or two) to Fermat's last theorem, only to find out it actually
isn't??
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Go down to skid row and join the club. This is what drove them all
to drink.
What do you do if you wake up one
morning with binocular vision?
By a parrot and go to sea.Originally posted by Mentat
What do you if wake up one morning without binocular vision?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
By a parrot and go to sea.
What do you do if you meant to
say telescopic vision but said
binocular instead?
Bi a pair/2 of binoculars, so you can see in Binocular vision!Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you wake up with telescopic vision?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if you cannot afford the binocluars offered on e-bay?
Look Aroooound!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you wake up
one morning with eyes on the back
of your head?
There's one of those "you areOriginally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if you find yourself, lost, inside your own head?
Originally asked by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and see that you bear a certain resemblance to the face on mars?
I wouldn't worry about it tooOriginally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if, when you have fallen asleep, with your moisturizer on, you awake to find that you now have the collapsed waveforms of several goldfish, swimming on your facial expression, busily chasing, and eating, grey babies?