What Do You Do If ?

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In summary, the conversation is about a game where users ask and answer hypothetical questions starting with "What do you do if". The topics of the questions range from being a rock star, to being able to see the future, to living on Mars, and having control over the world. The conversation also includes some jokes and off-topic comments.
  • #71
I would shake his hand and when his guard is down punch him square in the face, that will teach him!

Maybe i should ask this again, what do you do if the thread dies?
 
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  • #72
Make some wire.

What would you do if this thread was really ill, but could not die?
 
  • #73
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?
 
  • #74
Originally posted by mikehuntsloose
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?


shoot myself!


what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)
 
  • #75
Originally posted by maximus
what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)
Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?
 
  • #76
Originally posted by J-Man
Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?

Sneeze, of course.

What do you do if sneezing doesn't work?
 
  • #77
I would hit myself on the back of my head repeatedly until it popped out!

What would you do if you had the powers of spiderman?
 
  • #78
Originally posted by Andy
I would hit myself on the back of my head repeatedly until it popped out!

What would you do if you had the powers of spiderman?

Make out with Kirsten Dunst, while hanging upside down...duh!

What do you do if you find out that you are "the one" (as in The Matrix).
 
  • #79
Get in lots of pointless fights with people who are twice the size of me just so that i look tough without giving away my superior abilities!

What do you do if you have a tazmanian devil chewing on your leg?
 
  • #80
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you have a tazmanian devil chewing on your leg?


i'd find a tazmanian angel and have it chew on the other.

what would you do if you grew a foot from your face?
 
  • #81
maximus asked:
what would you do if you grew a foot from your face?
It'd probably end up in my mouth. Ugh!

What do you do if your foot is in your mouth?
 
  • #82
Originally posted by J-Man
It'd probably end up in my mouth. Ugh!

What do you do if your foot is in your mouth?

You learn to stop contradicting yourself (thus not "sticking your foot in your mouth" anymore).

What do you do if you only have three days left to live?
 
  • #83
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you only have three days left to live?

Do everything I wanted to do (I won't do a list because some element are not for this forum) and just don't care about the consequences such as boring a lot money to do everything I want.

What would you do if your are still alive after three days and have one more year to live?
 
  • #84
Originally posted by iansmith
Do everything I wanted to do (I won't do a list because some element are not for this forum) and just don't care about the consequences such as boring a lot money to do everything I want.

What would you do if your are still alive after three days and have one more year to live?

I'd continue with my life the way I have for the past 15 years.

What would you do if you had the machine from "Battlefield Earth", that allows you to learn all of the knowledge of the Psychloes, by sitting in front of a sort of light beam all day?
 
  • #85
buy some big sunglasses

what would you do if you could only eat celery?
 
  • #86
I would learn all there is to know about everyone! and once i know this i will blackmail loads of people and get loadsa money!

What do you do if you have a permanent sign on your back that can't be covered up that says " Punch me in the back of the Head because I am an idiot!"?
 
  • #87
buy a crash helmet
 
  • #88
what would you do if you could only eat celery?
 
  • #89
what would u do if u accidently killed this thread by not writing a question after ure answer?
 
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  • #90
I don't know?
 
  • #91
D'OH!

I mean. What would you do if the joke you thought would work well backfired?
 
  • #92
What would you do if the joke you thought would work well backfired?
Do it backfired :smile:

What do you do if smilies were forbidden to use ?
 
  • #93
I would turn that smile upside down into a frown!

What do you do if ur a walking telephone box?
 
  • #94
call for help

what would you do if u were rubber duck
 
  • #95
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
call for help

what would you do if u were rubber duck

Nothing, I'd be a rubber duck. Well, maybe I'd sing the "rubber ducky" song a little, when no one was around, but otherwise...nothing.

What would you do if you were visited by an alien from the fourth dimension?
 
  • #96
dont let sponge get started on the fourth dimension!
 
  • #97
where is the question?

what do you do if there is no question?
 
  • #98
My answer wasnt supposed to answer his question, i was kinda hoping that the cmdrsponge would come online and answer that question about the fourth dimension i know he loves it so much!
 
  • #99
and to answer your question you just sit down and shut up!

what do you do if your head gets stuck inbetween automatci doors?
 
  • #100
i will change them to manual and open them manually and get my head out
 
  • #101
Originally posted by MSI
i will change them to manual and open them manually and get my head out

you didn't post a question, so i'll use your signature: the vacuum created by the sucking of life is proportional to the pressure created by its blowing effect, thus negating the two.

what do you do if you can't think of a good question?
 
  • #102
i will not post...

what do you do?
 
  • #103
Originally posted by MSI
i will not post...

what do you do?

i post.

what do you do when your cat won't get out of the garbage?
 
  • #104
ohh my cat don't go to that places and if so i will leave it their ! or maybe i will get it and give her the most thing she hate i will give her a shower


what do you do if you lost your cat?
 
  • #105
Originally posted by MSI
ohh my cat don't go to that places and if so i will leave it their ! or maybe i will get it and give her the most thing she hate i will give her a shower


what do you do if you lost your cat?

i have a feeling english isn't a first for you, or that you really have gramatical problems you need to sort out.
but, if i lost my cat i'd look for a new one. (or at least a less old one)

what do you do if you a large pigeon wanders into your house, tells you its name is Sam, and askes you to go with it to Ever Ever place, where you never grow young?
 

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