Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
After an excellent campfire dinner, they fell asleep.
A few hours later, Holmes woke Watson and said,
"Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"I see millions of stars, Holmes," said Watson.
"And what does that tell you, my friend?"
"Well," said Watson, "astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. .Astrologically, it
tells me that Saturn is in Leo. .Timewise, it is
about three o'clock. .Theologically, it's evident
that the God created this wondrous unverse and
we should celebrate being a part of it. .Meteor-
logically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. .What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson," said Holmes.
"Someone has stolen our tent."