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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Originally Asked by Manuel_Silvio
Are we going wild rude?
Tarnation, By Golly, heck, and wildfire, jumping Ge-hos-efats, gosh, darn, jeeeeepers, YES!
When you curse, do you become cursed?
Originally Asked by Manuel_Silvio
Are we going wild rude?
Originally asked by Manuel_Silvio
Why did the thread lose its audience for the past 48 hours?
He may be driven by instinct to never pass up an opportunity.Originally posted by vacuum
Let me try, ... Aaarghhh!
Why does the wolf slaughter all the sheep in the barn, when he could be satiated with only one?
Originally posted by FZ+
It's a philosophical comment on the cyclic nature of spacetime, duh.
What is the point of the saying "wolf in sheep's clothing", considering that neither wolves nor sheep wear any clothing?
Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
For the one decipherable SETI@home message for them was some politician (don't know who) shouting "we come in peace, otherwise, DIE DIE DIE" at some poor microphone.
Why do Sci-Fi aliens use glittering means of transport instead of a decent Mercedes Benz A-Class?
Originally asked by vacuum
Why can't I think of any stupid question?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Because that is not what we are looking for, we want stuuuuuuupid Quetions, from intelligent people, because this is the most intelligent form of stupidity that we can all possibly EI vent in.
Or, you forgot that the answer would be 42, cause it is!
Is this really the most intelligent form of stupidity that we can all indulge in?
Origianlly asked by Mentat
How do you rate the stupidity of any given comment?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
We use the scalar version of the stupidity ratings scale that is an indicator of the reversed & inverted function of the intellectual duality that monitors the irrelevance of the manner of postulation the is encompassed in the prepetrators pre-pondered pre-ponderance for the imperically derived limitations upon the subsequential quotiant that is a gradient of the factors at play in the determining to the scales limited ends point that are only, most certainly only found by this method, as all other methods have clearly been proven conclusively to have failed at measureing anything other then obfuscated irrational fears that have been photographically feared from the presentation of the immediate responce.
Get it?
Origianlly asked by Mentat
Why does Porky Pig stutter?
Originally posted by FZ+
Nope, since the centre of the number sequence is 42. Hence it is scientifically shown that since 43 is further from 42 than 42, it is in fact less of the truth.
Why must we not mention the war to the Germans?
6. There were 42, but 9 of you were killed in the great elephant collapse of 67.Originally posted by Mentat
How many of me are there in the universe?
Originally asked by (insert booming and thunderous voice *HERE*) Another God
What is the meaning of purple?
Originally asked by Manuel Silvio
Why was the sayer such a brute?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Because he represented the 'Brut(in)us' factor, "Long live the King" (So long as his actions remain Sane!)
Tomorrow is the "Ides of April, does that mean a-n-y-thing?
I'm thinking Moore's Law can't keep up with all that.Originally posted by FZ+
Stupid misspelling of Ideas, obviously.
Is there a moore's law for pornography?
Originally Asked by BoulderHead
Does porn cause men to view women as objects or does it only help cement pre-existing beliefs?
Boulder.Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Is there such a thing as a Bolder Boulder??
Both can be hard to swallow whole.Originally posted by Another God
Fascist!
But seriously, what does that have to do with the cost of pilchards in phuket?
Originally asked by Boulderhead
Is 'a near miss' the same thing as 'a near hit'?