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2+2+2=7?

Wilmer

In Memoriam
Mar 19, 2012
376
Teacher : If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many cats will you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.

Teacher : No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.

Teacher : Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Li'l Johnny : Six.

Teacher : Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher : Where in the **** do you get seven from?

A smiling Li'l Johnny : Because,.... I've already got a cat, Sir!​
 

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
409

The teacher will be eligible for parole in three years.
 

Klaas van Aarsen

MHB Seeker
Staff member
Mar 5, 2012
8,864

The teacher will be eligible for parole in three years.
A smiling Li'l Johnny : That would be two years because... he already did a year!! Sir!
 

Wilmer

In Memoriam
Mar 19, 2012
376