# 2+2+2=7?

#### Wilmer

##### In Memoriam
Teacher : If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many cats will you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.

Teacher : No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven, Sir.

Teacher : Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Li'l Johnny : Six.

Teacher : Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Li'l Johnny : Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher : Where in the **** do you get seven from?

A smiling Li'l Johnny : Because,.... I've already got a cat, Sir!​

#### soroban

##### Well-known member

The teacher will be eligible for parole in three years.

#### Klaas van Aarsen

##### MHB Seeker
Staff member

The teacher will be eligible for parole in three years.
A smiling Li'l Johnny : That would be two years because... he already did a year!! Sir!

#### Wilmer

##### In Memoriam
A smiling Li'l Johnny : That would be two years because... he already did a year!! Sir!