I heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much

  • Thread starter decibel
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In summary: i'm so excited for the day when we can all just admit that we do it and not feel self conscious about it, like we do somesex
  • #141
yes i know who Steven Hawking is. So who IS he married to? It's someone beautiful isn't it? Dammit why am i always a source of misinformation?? (see the talent[less]) thread!
 
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  • #142
This is what I know:

Hawking's married some lady and had some kids. He got sick and left his wife for his personal nurse.
 
  • #143
woah, the dirty dog!
 
  • #144
First, I didn't know he was ever married.
Second, this has degenerated even lower, we're almost Jerry Springer low now.
 
  • #145
it's got almost 2900 views so far. interesting how that compares to the physics topics (for instance).

maybe they should make this a sticky!
 
  • #146
very popular topic lol...lets just call it the never-ending thread
 
  • #147
Just to keep on subject, do you reckon Steven Hawking masturbated before he fell ill lol.

Indeed this is a never ending thread, maybe we should turn it into a film... and then have sequels..

(How can you have 'The Never Ending Story 2')??
 
  • #148
maybe they should make this a sticky!

Funny you should mention that in a topic about masturbation...
 
  • #149
Iknow this has nothing to do with masterbation but...

who is Stephen Hawking, what did he do, and why does he look like that?

Is he that guy that was in the simpsons?(with the talking wheelchair)
 
  • #150
I'd pay serious cash to see Stephen Hawking get in a fight on the Jerry Springer show. (woot woot woot)

- Warren
 
  • #151
Originally posted by revesz
Iknow this has nothing to do with masterbation but...

who is Stephen Hawking, what did he do, and why does he look like that?

Is he that guy that was in the simpsons?(with the talking wheelchair)

You're joking right ?
 
  • #152
No I've heard the name a million and one times but never knew who he was. So I guess he's some physics guy, but why is he so important?
He looks really funny, but I guess I shouldn't say that cause he seems to have quite the reputation.
 
  • #153
He's done lots of things and has a neuromuscular disorder. how do you not know what he's done? There are a bunch of TV shows and books! But basically, you got it right, he's some physics guy.
 
  • #154
I'm just shocked that you could come to a PHYSICS board and not know one of, if not THE biggest name IN physics. If you've taken even a basic physics course you should know who he is..

*shrug*

If you have even a minor interest in physics you should go read some of his stuff.. But maybe I'm just biased...
 
  • #155
masturbation, Masturbation, MAsturbation, MASturbation, MASTurbation, MASTUrbation, MASTURbation, MASTURBation, MASTURBAtion, MASTURBATion,
MASTURBATIon, MASTURBATIOn, MASTURBATION!

DONT DIE THREAD DONT DIE!
 
  • #156
If you don't want the thread to die, maybe you should actually start talking about the topic everyone was interested in... masturbation.

So i have an interesting little story. My mum found my umm... vibrating toy... a while back and now that i have a bf she's worried. I spent the night at his place and so when i got home she started talking to me about protection and stuff like that. I was just like mum, don't worry, gave hew a few excuses and words of comfort, and then she was like "you know, i know about your little toy," and i was like "yeah i knew that." And that was it. But like, i guess the fact that i had one impied something... my older sister though was like, "mum, her having that is a good thing, cause now she doesn't need a guy, she can just go to her room. no stds or pregnancy that way." i laughed, but really that made sense to me. Like, My sis and i think she should be less worried since i have one, and not more worried.

I dunno, i guess my question is, if you had reason to believe someone masturbated a lot, would you assume they were like sexually active? or like... horny a lot? does someone who doesn't do a lot have a slow sex life? or does it really not make a difference either way?
 
  • #157
Probably the horny one. I had a mate who had a girlfriend and he masturbated a couple of times a day and bought porn videos from the internet and downloaded porn...thinking about it, as soon as he finished with his girlfriend, he (very generously ) tells me he masturbates less..

Does having a relationship make you masturbate more??
 
  • #158
Originally posted by jimmy p
Does having a relationship make you masturbate more??

Probably if the partner is not sexually satisfied.
 
  • #159
From what they said (even after relationship ended) they were both pretty satisfied...i suppose it could have been the experience that drove him to be a nymphomaniac DONT ASK FOR HIS NUMBER GIRLS!
 
  • #160
hahahaha, i know people like that... i dunno, me personally, i masturbate less... there's no point in it i guess. Not that he and i have really done much of that stuff anyways...

All my girlfriends are the same really... my one friend said that dating takes all the horniness out of her... and i guess other things become more important.
 
  • #161
lol its obvious your friend hasnt met me... i put the horn in horniness (or so i dream!)
 
  • #162
There may be something we're all overlooking here;

http://andy.bluewire.net.nz/funnypics/kittens.jpg [Broken]
 
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  • #163


Originally posted by BoulderHead
http://andy.bluewire.net.nz/funnypics/kittens.jpg [Broken]

HAHAH... wow... where'd you get that link... is that true?? aww... all those poor kitties...
 
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  • #165
I thought this thread had died already!
Gale17: tisk tisk, I'm shocked! And sharing the story with a bunch of strangers too! I have sympathy for your poor mother.
 
  • #166
LOL i have seen that picture before but it still amuses me. Call the RSPCA!
 
  • #167
What's RSPCA?
 
  • #169
Basically RSPCA is the Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
 
  • #170
Oh, that makes sense now.
 
  • #171
DIE U DAMN THREAD
 
  • #172
Originally posted by decibel
DIE U DAMN THREAD

hehe decibel wants the thread to die...but he's bumpin it to the top...hypocrite! Of course...kinda surprised he can still see the keyboard to type

<edit: spelling>

-Ty
 
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  • #173
Arent the RSPCA and masturbating linked, i mean some people may ring up the RSPCA if they hear that someone 'spanks their monkey'??!
 
  • #174
Originally posted by jimmy p
Arent the RSPCA and masturbating linked, i mean some people may ring up the RSPCA if they hear that someone 'spanks their monkey'??!
They are frequently alerted, also, when someone chokes their chicken, and when someone flogs their dolphin.
 
  • #175
DIE kitten DIE!
 

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