Adam

Life's punching bag.

Most things.
Birthday
Sep 20, 1973 (Age: 50)
Location
Australia
Occupation
Student and computer guy.

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American People Shrug, Line Up For Fingerprinting.

WASHINGTON, DC—Assuming that there must be a good reason for the order, U.S. citizens lined up at elementary schools and community centers across the nation Monday for government-mandated fingerprinting. "I'm not exactly sure what this is all about," said Ft. Smith, AR, resident Meredith Lovell while waiting in line. "But given all the crazy stuff that's going on these days, I'm sure the government has a very good reason." Said Amos Hawkins, a Rockford, IL, delivery driver: "I guess this is another thing they have to do to ensure our freedom."

~ The Onion. :P
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