Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[DennisN]

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Darn, that took a while for me to get.

 

[Bystander]

Darn, that took a while for me to get.

Likewise.

 

[BillTre]

Likewise.

Ha, Ha, Ha,
.....................Ha!

 

[topsquark]

Darn, that took a while for me to get.

No problems there. If you look at the staff lines on the wall, it's the wrong note.

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Tom.G]

Anyone else see a stoned bear waving?

Not until you asked the question.
I think the head & snout look more like a fish though...
and a further look shows a laughing fish with your forepaw being the lower jaw.

Definitely a temperature inversion hold those flat-topped clouds down.

Arrgh, enough foolishness, back to the grind...

 

[DennisN]

Edit: This delicacy was served to me some years back. I put it on my Facebook feed to upset all my Italian collaborators.

It's comforting to know I'm not the worst one. My favorite pizza is Hawaii (with pineapple).

And there was (is?) a place somewhere in the city where they had pizza with Swedish meatballs .

 

[Orodruin]

And there was (is?) a place somewhere in the city where they had pizza with Swedish meatballs .

There are places where you can get a pizza with a full hamburger meal on top.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

I went out with this lady, Bayesian Statistician. She had a great posterior.

The DBA I went out with, had a great front end and great back end.

 

[Orodruin]

I went out with this lady, Bayesian Statistician. She had a great posterior.

The problem was all the priors …

 

[WWGD]

The problem was all the priors …

Yes, I was about to change the joke to include priors. Before your comment posterior to it.

Really, I was about to edit it to add that.

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

The real Schrödinger's cat: you don't know anything, unless you open the fridge.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Undercover K9 unit.

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[Swamp Thing]

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Watch from 06:17...

 

[WWGD]