Collection of Lame Jokes

[Orodruin]

 

[Ibix]

How many of us have just done 17×19 in our heads because of an image macro of a pair of chimps?

 

[Orodruin]

How many of us have just done 17×19 in our heads because of an image macro of a pair of chimps?

For the record, this is how I do it in my head:
17x(20-1) = 340-17 = 323

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

@WWGD your pics are STILL too dark. Since you are the only one on the forum for whom this happens, it's clearly on your end. Can't you fix it?

I tried a few things but couldn't make it work. It's hard to try more since I can't tell the difference myself. Working on it.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

I know cat memes have been kind of overdone, but I still enjoy them

 

[jack action]

Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom.

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Apologies, I've tried a few things but I still have no idea why my pics appear with this dark , unusual shading. I'll keep looking into it.

 

[DrGreg]

Apologies, I've tried a few things but I still have no idea why my pics appear with this dark , unusual shading. I'll keep looking into it.

The filenames on your pics indicates they are all screenshots taken using Samsung Internet. You could try using a different browser or some other method of capturing images. The best way would be to use the forum's insert image

and paste in the web address of the image file.

 

[nsaspook]

“Damn it, doesn’t anybody on this ship have depth perception?”

 

[topsquark]

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(KISS KISS!)

-Dan

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Glad it's born free and not doomed to spend its life in a Faraday cage.

 

[gmax137]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jbriggs444]

A horse walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "I have a triangle with three sides: x, y and z. Sides x and z are at right angles. Which side is the hypotenuse?"

The bartender pauses for a moment and replies, "y, the long face".

 

[WWGD]

(KISS KISS!)

-Dan

A horse walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "I have a triangle with three sides: x, y and z. Sides x and z are at right angles. Which side is the hypotenuse?"

The bartender pauses for a moment and replies, "y, the long face".

I thought the sums of the squares of the sides equal the square of the hypopothamus.

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

I tried a few things but couldn't make it work. It's hard to try more since I can't tell the difference myself. Working on it.

are you posting your pix from a phone or a PC ?

from a PC it's easy to brighten images ... Irfanview is my fav basic image editor

Dave

 

[davenn]

 

[topsquark]

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Heck, I did that in my hometown during a single storm: rain, heavy rain, sleet, hail, snow flurries, blizzard. All in a 15 minute time span.

-Dan

 

[WWGD]

Heck, I did that in my hometown during a single storm: rain, heavy rain, sleet, hail, snow flurries, blizzard. All in a 15 minute time span.

-Dan

And that was just in your back yard.

 

[WWGD]

are you posting your pix from a phone or a PC ?

from a PC it's easy to brighten images ... Irfanview is my fav basic image editor

Dave

Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.

 

[davenn]

Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.

OK, most phones including my android ( Samsung Galaxy fold 4) have photo editing abilities

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

OK, most phones including my android ( Samsung Galaxy fold 4) have photo editing abilities

Ok, thanks, I'll look it up.

 

[DennisN]

Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.

OK, most phones including my android ( Samsung Galaxy fold 4) have photo editing abilities

My favorite photo editor app for Android: Photo Editor by dev.macgyver.

Simple to use, but quite powerful, and also with lots of "single click" effects.
(The free version contains ads)

For simple, overall adjustments, click the "Color" button and then you come to a dialog where you can adjust exposure, brightness, contrast, saturation, temperature, tint and hue.

Here's your photo with an exposure adjustment of "+127" in the Photo Editor app:

Short demo video:

 

[Ibix]

Thanks, I'm taking pics on my phone. I try to download the page containing them but I haven't been able to with my Android.

Can you not just long touch the image and select Save image? That's how it works on my 'droid.